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Escape from Sewageland

D.K. Brantley

Byron Pasha is the new kid at school once again. A bad first day turns terrible when bullies shove Byron into a toilet, transporting him to a world of squishes, squirts, and Tremendously Ugly, Rude, Disgusting Slugs (a.k.a. TURDS).

Can Byron escape or will he be stuck in the stench forever?

For fans of R.L. Stine and Garbage Pail Kids.

Tame the Beast

D.K. Brantley

When your anger is burning hot, “taming the beast” means cooling off.

Anger can be difficult to process, especially for children. This delightful picture book starts with some silly ways to overcome anger and ends on a sweet, serious note: If you’re angry, you’re likely part of the problem.

With gorgeous illustrations by Rodrigo Paulo, this is another monstrously sweet picture book by D.K. Brantley that earned a five-star review from Readers’ Favorite!

Maya Monkey Makes Eggs

Katie Heath

Maya Monkey loves to cook scrambled eggs to start her day. Will you enjoy cooking too? Maya thinks you just may!

In this delightful, rhyming picture book, Maya Monkey heads to the kitchen to make scrambled eggs with her mother. Recipe included!

2020: An American Tale

Hendra Hitam

Laugh your way through 2020 with this hilarious storybook coloring book. Whether you’re looking for a quarantine gift, a bit of funny in the midst of the hard times, or some 8.5X11” toilet paper, this book has you covered.

Featuring COVID-19, murder hornets, masks, the United States election, a flaming bag of dog poop, and more, these coloring book designs are sure to delight, enlighten, and frighten.

Features:

• Funny (and even hilarious) rhyming story and coloring book

• Original illustrations to help you laugh at 2020 with all its chaos

• Not approved or endorsed by Republicans, Democrats, or any third party candidates

Every Mummy Has a Mommy

D.K. Brantley | Rodrigo Paulo

Every Mummy Has a Mommy celebrates mothers and the heartwarming bond they have with their children.

Featuring child-friendly versions of classic monsters and their mommies, Every Mummy Has a Mommy provides a fun, sing-songy take on an age-old truth: Every mummy has a mommy, but mine is the very best!

Stronger Things Coloring Book

Briyan Farid

This is not your average Stranger Things coloring book. This one has more. A LOT more…MUSCLE!

Featuring more than 50 original, hilariously powerful illustrations of your favorite Stranger Things characters, this coloring book gives what you didn’t know you needed: beefed-up characters doing AWESOME stuff.

So if you’re looking for a ridiculously TOUGH coloring book that will inspire you to do another set of push-ups and get you pumped up for the next season, look no further than Stronger Things, the STRONGEST parody coloring book this side of the upside down. 

Cats Doing Things Coloring Book

Ayman Atmani

Cat kids, cat ladies, and cat dudes alike will enjoy this one-of-a-kind coloring book made just for them.

If you’ve been looking for a coloring book that shows the secret lives of your favorite furry creatures, look no further! These 50 pictures show cats doing what they typically only do in secret—skateboarding, gardening, karate chopping, scuba diving, and more!

Dinosaurs Doing Things

Adif Purnama

Dinosaur lovers and future paleontologists will enjoy this one-of-a-kind coloring book made just for them.

If you’ve been looking for a coloring book that shows the secret lives of your favorite extinct creatures, look no further! These 50 pictures show dinosaurs doing all the secret things paleontologists won’t tell you about—gardening, patrolling the neighborhood, skateboarding, juggling, washing the car, and more!

This Notebook Belongs to a Werewolf

Being a werewolf is no easy task. Keeping a journal of your human and werewolf activities should be.

Inside this 120-page 6″ x 9″ journal, there are lined pages for writing, blank pages for doodling, writing and drawing prompts to get your juices flowing, and werewolf-themed quotes. Just don’t keep the journal where you’ll find it after transformation. Cool as it looks, this notebook cannot withstand a werewolf’s bite!

The perfect gift for the creative werewolf in your life!

Anticipating the Unexpected: Living a Blessed Life

Leigh Ann Coats

We all yearn for something more—peace, fulfillment, blessing, and a deeper relationship with God.

By actively seeking God and anticipating the unexpected ways He works in the details of our lives, we can discover the unlimited and all-sufficient beauty of God’s blessings to all who are in Christ.

Walking with God, living in Christ, and following the guidance of the Holy Spirit—this becomes the adventure of a lifetime!

Plain Old Frankie

D.K. Brantley | Sviatoslav Diachyk

Frankie, the son of two classic movie monsters, dreams of being anyone or anything other than plain old Frankie. But is he really all that plain?

Featuring child-friendly versions of the most beloved monsters in modern history, Plain Old Frankie teaches children that everyone is special and unique.

With its brilliant illustrations and beautiful message, Plain Old Frankie is a sure to be a hit with children and parents alike.

Sarah Has Surgery

D.K. Brantley | Adif Purnama

Sarah has to have surgery, and she’s scared.

Thanks to the encouragement of her parents, nurse, and doctor, she realizes she’s braver than she thought.

Sarah Has Surgery is a sweet picture book created to help young children face surgery with confidence. Get a copy today for the child in your life who must undergo surgery.

The Only Magic Book You’ll Never Need

D.K. Brantley | Ekaterina Khozatskaya

Written by a magical dimwit, The Only Magic Book You’ll Never Need has been lovingly called “100 pages of fantastic nonsense.” In it, you’ll learn how to cauterize a severed torso, turn friends into enemies using super glue and headphones, and more.

Becoming an illusionist has never been so impossible, dangerous, and funny.

Read at your own risk. Attempt the tricks and put everyone else at risk.

The Long Goodbye: journey to a miracle

Sara Jane Briggs

By the time Larry Briggs was diagnosed with a rare disease, he had less than six months to live.

This book chronicles the struggles and fears that his wife, Sara Jane, experienced as Larry’s disease progressed and the miraculous, world-altering healing God performed on Larry.

“Mom’s account encourages you to cling to your faith when everything you love is slipping through your fingers.”—Bryan Briggs, Lead Pastor of Destination Church (Hopewell, Virginia)

I’m 13 Years Old And I Changed The World

D.K. Brantley

Mom still won’t let me cut my hair. I still share a bedroom with Grandpa. And my cell phone is still stuck in the Stone Age. But I’ve got a serious problem now.

Big Mike has cancer, and I’ve got to step in and do what science hasn’t yet done. I’ve got to find a cure.

That’s right—I’m 13 years old, and I’m about to change the world.

I’m 12 Years Old And I Saved The World

D.K. Brantley

I’m Adam–Adam Shannon Dakota Carr. Yeah, it’s a terrible name. But it gets worse. I’ve got a super lame cell phone and Mom won’t let me cut my hair.

As if things aren’t bad enough, Dad loses his job and Mom and Dad’s marriage is on the rocks. Now it’s up to me to fix everything.

That’s right–I’m 12 years old, and I’m about to save the world.